Comment on Willie Nelson's arrest for mariquana

So what if marijuana is dope?
A number of us need it to cope
Ole Willie should have wait
Till he was in a legal state
Texas has not gone down that slippery slope

"To My Valentine" by Ogden Nash

"The Sunset Years of Samuel Shy" by Ogden Nash

Alice Masci Ode to my Food (to the tune of Bette Midler's song)

Did you ever know you were my dinner?
And everything I would like to eat
I can eat you and still get thinner
"Cuz you are the sauce beneath my wings

Black English by Type A

"Ain't nobody can say where he at."
"Dem Ice Creams be smoov, man; dey phat."
"Dis bling bling be onyx."
I'm hooked on Ebonics:
Black English be cool. Dat be dat.
African American Vernacular English (AAVE), also known colloquially as Ebonics or Black English, is a dialect spoken primarily in the 'hood and is used extensively in rap music.

Translation of lines 1–3:
Nobody knows where he is.
Those athletic shoes are smooth (really good); they're cool.
This jewelry is made of onyx.

FAULTY DESIGNER by Gerald Bosacker

Perfection looms in God’s design,

yet I question the porcupine.
...
Fierce mosquitoes we sure don’t need,

and hungry fleas are mean to feed.

I don’t expect He’d plan for junk,

but then I wonder why the skunk.

Why did God build so many fools,

or did he lose construction rules.

Maybe God makes some boo boos too,

so he’s patient with me and you.

George Bernard Shaw "I dread being drunk"